EPIC CHARACTERS EPISODE 2: DORAEMON

May 11, 2020

EPIC CHARACTERS EPISODE 2: DORAEMON

How about a world with Doraemon gadgets?

"The cuddliest hero in Asia" as said by many
Nobita's only real friend ,
a dora cake fan and an ardent lover of Michan (platonic relationship),
he is a time machine owner and has a Four dimensional gadget pocket, yet fears Nobita's mom,
he is none other than our beloved DORAEMON ( arguably the best cartoon series ever), but, here we would stick true to the title and talk of Doraemon, the character and not Doraemon, the Disney show.
We've watched KITERETSU, the science genius. All of us know about the brotherly duel of Phineas and Ferb, who can practically build anything, yet we never aspire to be them, if there was one thing we as children wanted more than the Shaka laka boom pencil (OHH, nostalgia), it was the semi-circled four dimension magical pocket of this robot of the 22nd century.Who on the earth won't want to have a pocket having gadgets using which you could possibly go into the future and watch your crush marrying you (high optimism), go into the deepest of water and climb the highest of the mountains, build a house on the clouds and beat the crap of your biggest enemy, but , alas, if only fiction was not so fictitious, nonetheless nothing could have stopped me from atleast thinking about a world constituting of these gadgets.
So this blog is all about 3 of the best gadgets of Doraemon.
No I won't bore you defining or explaining them( I know you know), instead this is my take on what if you get a hold of 3 gadgets of Doraemon (yes, only you and no other person). So let us all dive.......

ANYWHERE DOOR- Before anything further, this is party time( Come on, you've got the hold of the most sought after gadget of Doraemon). This is THE GATEWAY TO HEAVEN, which was always talked about by poets and writers( hence only metaphorically),. World tours were never this easy, Safari routes never so safe and the best incentive, a 24X7 peak into your crush's house (No, not the bathroom). NO MORE BEING LATE TO SCHOOLS, COLLEGES AND MEETINGS, the 4 km way grocery store now being just a scale away, no more spending thousands on bikes and lacs on cars and you ARE THE ABSOLUTE KING OF ALL HIDE AND SEEK GAMES( bloody cheater!!!!). Now don't turn into a lazy turd and start using it for bathroom reasons( sorry for the rudeness, though) and nothing, i repeat, nothing is as useful an asset as an Anywhere Door in the times of lockdown, it is a literal wild card entry into any and all gyms, theatres and McD stores. Now come back to reality,you are stuck in your house with this smartphone and an earphone at your disposal(same pinch).
STOPWATCH- Till date, I haven't met a single Doraemon fan( any living human) who has not fantasized about having the Stopwatch, you are practically the God of the world(Sorry athiests, this one would exist), with anything and everything working at the discretion of your whims and fancies(tyranical cliches), you are late in the morning, use it, none would know about you ever being late, have an exam in the next 2 hours( and you are under prepared as always) extend the 2 hours to 2 weeks, fearing the food to become stale, use it , it remains hotter than ever, want a bite of anything, have it with just a click, hate someone stronger than you, this is the best thing for you. In fact the list of things one could possibly do with the Stopwatch is practically endless, so instead comment and tell me things which can't be done using a STOPWATCH.

THE TIME MACHINE- This was a tough choice between it and helicopter, but since practically half of the time of each scientist born in or after the 20th century has gone into time machines, time travels and time problems so this was the better choice as a mark of respect to them, but irony is this is being given to you( remember I told that only you are getting a hold of these gadgets, Sorry Einstein). Go into the past and do a history book fact-check, dwell into the future and witness the end of earth. Go to your childhood days and advise yourselves to enjoy each and every passing moment of the good times, have a look at your childhood failed love story, look at your real best friends whom you abandoned for the fake ones and undo your mistakes, apologize to the ones you had hurt sometime in your past life. Go into the future and look at the ones who think of you after you die and the ones who don't give a shit about you and make your current friends accordingly.